Much like a hal-mark
Love's wal-mart-i-fication
Now in haiku form
Where has the love gone
When we can no longer give
Swift kicks to the head
Try capoeira
A Brazilian dancing fight
Woo the one you love
Tuesday, February 14, 2006
Wherefore art thou, St Val?
Posted by Big Morty at Tuesday, February 14, 2006
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Poor Valentine's Day haikus. All alone with no comments. St Val will be celebrating Singles Awareness Day (SAD)next year.
I tried to woo the one I love with capoeira fighting. I didn't know that it was a non-contact dance. My foot print on my Valentine's face is no longer swollen, just a large purple bruise. Her shins will some day recover from the skillful sharp blows of my bow-staff.
There are no bow staffs (staves?)in capoeira. Just a lot of almost hitting your opponent. Also head spins.
Dang! You're right! I hit my Valentine with the Capoeira musical instrument...it looked like a bow-staff and I've got great bow-staff skills, so I used it! Its a good thing that my valentine respects good bow-staff skills and high quality drawings that I make of her. I spent like three hours just shading her upper lip. It was awesome!
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