Four days without work
Thanks to Washington's birthday
And going AWOL
Too bad it's cold out
I wanted to go camping
But I'm a big wuss
Leftover candy
Tempting me with its sweetness
In heart shaped cardboard
Haiku week is long
And not getting many laughs
Tomorrow I'm done
Friday, February 17, 2006
Long Weekends
Posted by Big Morty at Friday, February 17, 2006
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I laugh. Heck, I about wet my pants with each one. I also enjoy reading Robert's comments.
They have medication for bladder control...
Add to the haikus
And the world is stranger
Don't talk to strangers
Brown grass under ice
I had to get the mail
I should have worn socks
Must go underground
Eat some tater-tots and fries
Then blow up the world
Nuclear winter
Really hot then awfully cold
Cockroaches still smile
Two morbid haikus
Three others are just plain weird
That’s five too many
People are born
On their birthdays
How ironic
That is not a haiku
Yeah, whatever. Told you hiakus make no sense. :P
All people are born
On the day called their birthday
Now that's ironic
There, your little poem now meets the traditional rules of haiku, being three unrhymed lines of 5, 7, and 5 syllables each.
What do they teach kids in school these days?
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