Here's some news you won't find on the Communist News Network. Known terrorists Ali a Babwa and Al Jafar are plotting attacks against major US theme parks this spring. We know this because of "illegal" DVD tapping being done by our "security-minded" government. It's reported that Al Jafar has already obtained a high ranking position in the management of one of the largest fantasy theme parks in the world. Ali a Babwa is expected to lead a squad of trained hit men posing as a parade through one of the mock towns set up for children to view their favorite Princesses. Rumors report some kind of witch doctor or magical being supporting Ali a Babwa and Al Jafar in their nefarious plots.
Please email this posting to all your friends who may be planning a vacation this year. I certainly won't be the one who had this information and did not forward it to my friends who are now dead
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This is serious.
Tuesday, February 07, 2006
New Terror Threats
Posted by Big Morty at Tuesday, February 07, 2006
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I hope no one cancels vacation plans because of this. I just wanted to be one of the internet hooligans who creates a rumor to see how many people start forwarding it around. Enjoy.
"Anuder suitor for da princess!"
We just got back from a famous theme park a few weeks ago, and we're still alive...thank goodness..
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