1. Um...
2. Let's see now.
3. There's got to be one.
4. Somebody wrote a book about something.
5. No, it didn't work.
6. With kids shorter than you you need to ...
7. I must be forgetting something.
8. Maybe you could try...
9. Uh...
10. Never mind.
And that concludes this public service campaign. Please feel free to use any of the above listed techniques, share them with your friends, and claim them as your own. Again, all of these are 100% guaranteed to work in every situation with any child.
You're welcome.
Friday, February 10, 2006
How to Teach a Child Anything - Techniques Guaranteed to Work
Posted by Big Morty at Friday, February 10, 2006
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This is a complete list of all the techniques that work all the time. If there is a technique that you know of that didn't make the list, that's because it doesn't always work.
As your big brother, having one more year of life experience than you (well, one day less than year anyway), I feel it my obligation to pass along some advise. Here is a list of three techniques that I have discovered are guaranteed to work as you teach my nephew, niece, and unborn nephew:
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There you have it! Happy parenting!
I don't think either of you know what you are talking about.
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