The End of an Era, or the Beginning

An era at end
This is Morty's last haiku
'Til next haiku week

Well kids, we had a great run. That is officially the most haikus ever created by anyone in the history of the world. You can go ahead and check the facts on that, you'll see that what Big Morty says can be taken as gospel truth. (Please do not form any cult religions based on the Book of Big Morty.)
I hope everyone was able to see the thread of current events running through the haikus. It's much harder to make long and thought out commentary in just three lines. That may be a little misleading. It implies that my commentaries are "thought out," which is not entirely true. Was Einstein's theory of annoying relatives "thought out," or was it just something that occurred to him as he was reading the Sunday comics? Did Benjamin Franklin "think out" the Declaration of Independence? Of course not, it was somebody else. The point is, that sometimes lightning strikes, and sometimes ideas are pulled out of places that are better off not mentioned. It must be hard to be one of those people who struggle with ideas. All the clutter and irrelevancies that end up in print and visual media are examples of the lack of clarity most people experience. But not on Big Morty Says. Here there is truth spurting forth, unable to be contained, being given to the people for their enlightenment. And so I say unto you all, Come forth and drink from the fountain of knowledge recorded on the virtual pages of this blog.

Special note to my minions-
World domination has begun.