Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Rewards

It's been said that you shouldn't bribe children with candy, ice cream, or treats. However, the use of rewards for good behavior is perfectly acceptable. The same is true in many other aspects of life as well. Often times I "reward" police officers for doing such a fine job of pulling me over. Later, I'll often have the opportunity to "reward" a judge for running such an efficient court room. Your guard and cell mates will also enjoy "rewards" for their behavior. The trickiest part is convincing the warden to let you bring a freezer full of ice cream cones into jail with you.

1 comments:

Dakrat said...

Now the "leave of absence" post finally makes sense...