Leave of Absence

You may have noticed a gap in postings on Big Morty Say. You, my loyal readers, have a right to ask the cause of my negligence. Go ahead and ask...
Alright, don't twist my arm.
I have been lazy this week. I've mostly sat around watching movies and playing video games. My diet has consisted of ready to heat meat products and cold cereal. I've barely seen the sun and have been verbally abusive to my dog.
There you go.
What? You don't buy that? You thinking I'm making something up to cover some sort of top secret mission that I've been sent on?
Givin Big Morty's reputation as a world wide adventurer and action hero I'd have to agree with you. However, I can neither confirm nor deny my whereabouts during the last week. All I can say is that the world is still safe, thanks to... somebody... whose name... I can't tell you.
The End.