Apparently the little "business trip" I took to Hawaii last month was not entirely without legal repercussions. Something about trafficking in human capital something or other. I'm completely innocent I assure you. I have no idea how that bus load of Guatemalan tourists got sold to an indigenous tribe to be offered up as a sacrifice to the volcanic gods; but I sure was surprised to see that briefcase full of cash tucked in with by bags. I put the money to good use though; I'm starting an at home business, selling VHS and cassette tapes. Nobody sells those things anymore, I'll make a fortune. The IRS did an in depth audit though, and they confiscated my computer. I'll post more when I get it back. Knowing their efficiency it shouldn't take more than a year or two right?
Monday, September 01, 2008
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