Nine Great Things About Being Married Nine Years

9. The TV never says "I love you" back.
8. Always having a date for Friday night.
7. Someone else's leg to warm cold feet on.
6. Extra driver for those long extended road trips.
5. Never having to wonder if that tie goes with those pants.
4. Someone to fix the back of your head when you cut your own hair.
3. Someone who thinks you're great for emptying out the mouse traps.
2. Someone always willing to pick you up when your truck breaks down.
1. Someone there to help you get through the hard levels on Lego Indiana Jones.